欢天喜地七仙女2005[电影解说]

　　美国游客山姆隔着美术馆的玻璃窗，瞥见一宗企图谋杀，他的及时出现让凶手逃走了，获救的女子芳名莫尼卡。不久，山姆仿佛受了蛊惑似的对这宗谋杀着了迷，他决定追踪凶手的下落，这自然让他的女友朱丽娅很不快；而同时他和女友也开始接到威胁电话……

　　前模特兼杂志社老板格洛丽亚自嫁给富商后便隐退江湖，然而丈夫的意外去世使她一蹶不振，直至一年后才重返杂志界，可伴随着她回归的是一连桩血腥命案，杂志的封面模特接连死亡，在凶手眼中她们似容貌可憎的怪物，在残忍杀戮后，他总会将尸体摆放在格洛丽亚的海报前拍摄照片并将其寄给格洛丽亚，这让她整日惶恐不安，担心自己成为下一个被害者。这究竟是生意对手的死亡威胁，还是潜伏在身边的杀人魔所为？格洛丽亚将凭借她的巨乳...不，是智慧寻找答案。

　　In Alexandria, in 1938, Darley, a young British schoolmaster and poet, makes friends through Pursewarden, the British consular officer, with Justine, the beautiful and mysterious wife of a Coptic banker. He observes the affairs of her heart and incidentally discovers that she is involved in a plot against the British, meant to arm the Jewish underground in Palestine. The plot finally fails, Justine is sent to jail and Darley decides to return to England.　　- Written by Guy Bellinger （From IMDb）

　　Formerly, the usual UK title was THE BOGEY MAN AND THE FRENCH MURDERS. There's also a Greek video with the sleeve title, CALL GIRLS FOR INSPECTOR BOGART. The inspector is not named Bogart, nor does he get any call girls, but who cares? It's a title that sells.　　There's a killer in Paris, a suicide from the Eiffel Tower, a brothel as the main setting, insane professors, an eye-ball thief, an inspector who looks like Humphrey Bogart (for no apparent reason), a truly creepy Anita Ekberg, and an impressive line-up of Euro-stars. How Dick Randall assembled this cast is beyond me, but he did it. Besides Anita Ekberg, there's Rosalba Neri (who even sings a song in a nightclub), Barbara Bouchet, Evelyn Kraft, Howard Vernon, and Robert Sacchi as inspector Pontaine or Humphrey Bogart. The title is pretty accurate. The murders take place during, before or after sex in a brothel in Paris. In between, the Bogey-man snoops around trying to track down the killer, but he is not too bright. You'll probably have figured it out long before he does.　　The film's producer was American Dick Randall who took residence in Rome in the '60s but basically was wherever the deals where made, which meant Rome in the '60s, Bangkok and Hong Kong in the '70s and London in the '80s. Whilst residing in Italy, he payed close attention and decided to take a shot at the giallo as well, and produced this piece of cinematic soufflé. It's a perfect example of totally round the bend Euro-tosh, with a rather tame execution actually. The direction is not wildly imaginative, a workman's job at best, so don't expect outrageous Italian craftsmanship and style here, but some spicing-up in the editing by Bruno Mattei.　　The special effects were done by future Oscar-winner Carlo Rambaldi of ET fame. I guess he learned a lot since this one. Of course, the presence of Robert Sacchi, among some other ingredients (mostly the cast) give this film a certain weird identity of its own. All together, it's pretty much a poor man's interpretation of an Italian Giallo.　　The version on Mondo Macabro's DVD never existed in this form. From various copies, they assembled the longest version they could possibly paste together. There's an English audio-track, but a couple of scenes appear in Italian with subtitles.　　imdb comment

　　The film came out as "Detective Belli", starring Franco Nero, then a European heart-throb when the movie came out. Nero plays against type as an unrepentantly corrupt police detective. During the course of the investigation of a murder, Det. Belli makes his way through the upper society of Rome. Amazingly, he begins to develop a conscience and decides to "do the right thing" and find out who the real murderer is. Like all sentient males, he is attracted to Florinda Bolkan who looks fantastic in this film, having also shared the screen with Michael Caine in another movie around this time. The upshot--in a reprise of the famous ending scene in the Maltese Falcon, Nero confronts Bolkan in a graveyard and, although attracted to her, confronts her with the fact that she is the murderer. She tries to bribe him, alluding to a life together. Det. Belli is intransigent. But then, in a very atypical ending, she shoots him and he dies and she gets away with it. A very twisty thriller when it first came out. I enjoyed it and remember the surprise ending to this day.

　　居住在纽约的女诗人罗丝•伊利亚特（Irene Miracle 饰），某日在古书店买到一本由拉丁文写就的建筑类书籍。书中称这个世界上曾存在三个邪恶之母，它们四处散播恐怖与痛苦，最后分别为建筑师镇在罗马、纽约以及德国的弗莱堡的三个建筑中。罗丝怀疑她所居住的公寓便是书中提及的一处，她一面写信向远在罗马的弟弟马克（Leigh McCloskey 饰），随后自己则只身走入地下室一探究竟。　　收到信的马克与姐姐通话，然而电话却突然中断。他连忙赶至纽约，得知姐姐业已失踪。不得已，马克开始四处打探关于这本古书背后的秘密……

　　Sylvia 是一个化学家，她妈妈自杀的悲剧一直困扰着她，她要想一种方法去摆脱这种困扰……

　　帕特里克是一个年轻人，他的父亲经营一家偏远的水疗中心，他在路边事故中受伤，目前处于昏迷状态。几年后，在休赛期，有五个人来到了诊所。一个雄心勃勃的政客和他的妻子，一个游泳明星，他是一个富有投资者的儿子，一个说话强硬的男人和女人，他们在一起但睡在单独的房间里。他们受到了医生的新助手丽迪雅的迎接，还有两只恶狠狠地吠叫的狗。狗饲养员警告游泳者戴维斯离开。在诊所的一个锁着的部分，帕特里克躺在床上，连着三个昏迷的身体。医生有什么险恶的目的?客人们一个接一个地遇到麻烦。帕特里克有感情吗?

　　Edwige Fenech 饰演 Julie，一位意大利外交官（Manuel Gill）的妻子。度假回来不久，Julie 听说了系列暴力性犯罪的消息，（“是一名性欲狂吗？”他的司机问警察，答曰：“是的，不过他还用剃刀。”），使她想起了以前的情人Jean （Ivan Rassimov演）以及两人间曾经的狂乱的关系。Jean 在 Julie 参加的一个聚会上出现，并试图界入她的生活。此时，哀求神秘杀手的女受害者越来越多，这其中又有何复杂的联系呢？　　此片异常出色，有四个明显原因。首先最重要的是 Fenech 的出色表演。其次是 Martino 富有想象力的导演，在 Julie 和 Jean 性感神秘淫而不乱的两性游戏情节中表现得淋漓尽致，几近巅峰。其三，剧情紧凑丰满，角色表演令故事凝聚有力。最后同样重要的是Nora Orlandi那炫烂悠扬的配乐，加上画面的色彩凝重，镜头的讲究，令人难以忘却。

　　2012年2月，东京铁塔上空出现了巨大的数码蛋。就在本宫大辅（20岁）和V仔兽修行拉面技艺的时候，遇到了虽然拿着有裂纹的数码器，但身边没有搭档数码兽的迷之青年——自称“我没有数码兽，我的搭档数码兽被我杀了，我是世界上最初和数码兽建立搭档关系的人类。”

　　绿日乐队在春田镇办了环保演唱会，惨遭冷遇，成员落水而亡。为了悼念，教堂举办了弥撒仪式。辛普森一家又迟到了，而且爷爷突然灵魂附体，说出了灾难降临的预言。巴特因为踩着滑板裸奔被罚，得到了邻居弗兰德斯的帮助，情同父子。丽莎遇到了志同道合的爱尔兰男孩柯林，两人暗生情愫。荷马丢弃核废料与垃圾严重污染了水资源。他买回了一头猪，引起了妻子玛姬的不满，小女儿美姬倒是乐得其中。一个长着无数眼睛的怪异生物让大家意识到了问题的严峻性。居民大会上，丽萨提出的环保议案被否决，问题传到了施瓦辛格总统的耳朵里。政府下令将污染严重的春田镇隔离。如梦初醒的村民们这才发现环境的重要，愤怒的人们把矛头指向了污染的始作俑者——辛普森一家……　　本片是从1987年开始在美国连播18年的TV动画长寿剧集《辛普森一家》第一次登陆大银幕，在影迷中引起巨大反响。

　　故事讲述十年前的一场残酷的细菌侵袭灭绝了斯堪的纳维亚的绝大多数人口，一对年轻兄妹开始了一段寻觅安全处所的旅途。兄妹二人唯一的向导是父亲的日记本，里面记录了细菌与新世界的危险。他们加入其他年轻幸存者的行列，开始了险象环生的跨境之行。面对致命灾难，这帮人必须迅速意识到，最大的危险并非来自外界，而是来自内部。